i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize