have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
