its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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