I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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