Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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