How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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