im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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