And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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