I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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