I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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