carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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