It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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