I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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