My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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