i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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