I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he thought i was a dude.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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