Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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