Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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