Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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