I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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