dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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