he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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