operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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