Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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