I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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