Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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