My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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