It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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