Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I got chris browned last night
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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