I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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