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My Higher Power is John Stamos
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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