your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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