I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.