theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT