All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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