stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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