Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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