AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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