My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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