Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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