I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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