Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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