I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
