I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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