He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You're like the curious george of whores
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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