Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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