Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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