I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.