Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think about you every night.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.