ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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