dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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