I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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