stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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