Christians are straight up FREAKS
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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