what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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