wat bout pragnant strippers??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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