She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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